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Originally Posted by pjalne

My bosses' daughter (not a typo, both her father and mother are my boss) is putting moves on me at work and through SMS, and it's really awkward and like that Ashton Kutcher movie Except that Tara Reid is probably Kutcher's age, and this one is sixteen or seventeen or something. There could be other differences as well, but I'm not watching that fucking movie even though Zod is in it.

I'm trying to gracefully sneak away from a party invitation, because if I went I'd be the oldest guy there and I'd feel like a dirty old giant or possibly Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (first seasons, before he got badass and unemployed).

So now I've got to stay friendly with her while not showing any sign of interest (because of the me not being interested part) while I ignore her completely in front of her parents who are around constantly, so we end up sending looks below the radar and probably misinterpreting stuff completely.

As pee wee would put it in the annoyance of zim



































Rape the bitch rape solves everything!