[The Retro Kat]

SO FOR HIGH SCHOOL IM A TEACHING AIDE AND I GO TO GRADE SCHOOLS AND HELP TEACH N SHIT SO I WENT TO MAD MAX'S FIFTH GRADE CLASS AND STARTED GRADING PAPERS AND SHIT THEN THE PRINCIPAL WAS LIKE, MAX, MAD, PLEASE COME WITH ME OUT IN THE HALL WELL A WHILE PASSED AND I HAD TO GET HIM FOR THE MULTIPLICATION QUIZ AND IT WAS THE HARD SHIT, 7'S SO I WENT AND WALKING DOWN THE HALL I SLIPPED ON SOME BLOOD AND IT WAS GROSS AND SHIT AND IT KINDA HURT SO I GOT UP AND OPEND THE DOOR IT WAS COMING FROM AND MAD MAX WAS ON ALL 4'S WITH TEARS MIXED WITH BLOOD AND SEMAN ON HIS FACE CRYING AND SUCKING THE PRINCIPALS DICK WHILE MRS. ANDERSON ( WE CALL HER BETTY TIT SAG IN THE AIDE BIZ CAUSE SHES OLD AND SHIT) WAS STICKING HER FOOT UP MAX'S RECTUM RECTUM WHAT AM I SAYING DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM LOO GOOD JOKE AND SHIT BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME BUT I KICKED THE PRINCIPAL IN TEH FACE AND RAN BUT THEN I SLIPPED ON THE BLOOD AGAIN SO I WENT TO THE NURSE AND SHE SAID "HOLY SHIT THATS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MUTHER FUCKERS" AND GAVE ME A SUCKER AND A BAND AID