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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
This incident will cause Drews life to rocket in a downward spiral. First he will find true love in the form of sadie, the hooker with a heart of gold. But their love will be cut short when Sadie's car is hit from the rear by an out of control Mack truck. Rocketing sadie from the drivers seat through the windsheild. Only to have the car pin her against a guard rail. The crash causes the Semi to jack-knife and roll, spilling its payload of gasoline all over the road dousing Sadie with liquid death. Then a stray spark ignites the satanic water. Slowly incinerating sadie. It wil taker her 8 minutes to die.

Having nothing left to live for Drew decides to kill himself. But being to cowardly to do so he tosses his S&W 1911 out the window only to be picked up by a 5 year old who promtly looks down the barrel whilst holding his thumbs on the trigger and POW! I guess little Timmy ain't winning no school spelling B now is he? Back on topic Drew is sent to jail for 15 years and is ass raped every day by....well not the place to speak of such things on a board as fine as this.

After he got out he turned immediately to drugs. He went to an old friend's house to buy some crack then retreated to his sanyo 38' hovel and Cracked it up a bit. Thus went his days in the fevla outside city limits untill after doing some perticularly Cokanie Cokane the bugs started crawling into his face and he started to pick away at his cheeks. 3 Months later Drew looks like.....well he has no cheeks. So imagine Ronald MacDonald with a speach impediment and a syringe. He goes to buy more drugs but on the way there he decides to talk to some children they see his face call him a fag then run away. Well Drews blood begins to boil and he goes into a berserker rage. Smashing everything in his path! From hot dog stand to small chineese department store greeting lady. In the end he climbed up the empire state building with 9lbs of Cokane and was later brought down by fighterplanes causing him to fall to his death.
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