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Old Jul 10th, 2004, 10:03 PM        Re: why the Hell are my dumbshit friends getting more action
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Originally Posted by Neurotic monkey
My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?
Notice the key words "Argentinan," "Jew," and "hairy." If you're all three of these things you'll be having chocolate-covered threesomes in no time.

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