Matt: Sorry but your rogue character doesn't get 15,000 eps. In fact as a penalty you lose 5 intelligence, putting you at 1. You're now a gibbering fucktard. Roll a new character. Your current one is now a NPC under my control.
Seth's cleric character gains one level. (You still suffer from the "suicidal" flaw though)
Esuohlim's wizard character gains one level and his familar GADZOOKS gains two extra hit points.
Mike: Your Paladin's "prayers" to the I-Mock Gods have continued to go unheard. Lose 4 more faith points, and gain the "Whiney little bitch" trait.
