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Originally Posted by Terra
It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.
If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.
But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.
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so, what does it mean if they smell like tuna salad or lobster thermidor?