[FartinMowler]

Tapping me on the back the giant rat made me spit and weeze, blowing my coke a cola into the air conditioned breeze, fucking rat leans into me and shouts "Hey! kids welcome to Chuck E Cheese!!" as quick as his giant costumed hand could reach for his mortal clock I pulled out my glock and blew out his brains to the sound of 500 kids screaming and going into shock.


Juan Renaldo liked a girl named Isador that he paid to get on her knees and wipe the floor, claiming to have a 12 iron but actually just a Putter, he pulled out her Ju Jubes and with both hands slapped them together to watch them shudder, only to dump and dispense his butter...


I was bored today...it's Monday :/