[mburbank]

Really? I can't see it.

I've lost twenty pounds since that I-mock convention.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS DAMN FREE FOOD I'D BE DOING BETTER!!




I'm going to tie a firecracker to one side of my Johnson, and a snausage to the other. When the Bomb Sniffin' Dog shoves his head in my crotch, I'm going to pretend to have an orgasm.



Unless I have a real one.


There's nothing the secrret service finds more amusing than an overweight jew appearing to have get an orgasm off a bomb sniffin' dog.