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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
Dear waterlilly,
You don't need to worry about what your going to serve at christmas since you will be dead by then. I am planning on abducting you in my black rape van, raping you twice in an empty parking lot and then drowning you in the nearby shallow stream. Prosecutors will then obtain DNA evidence from your body and compare it to the national database only to come up with no leads. The case will be closed by next thanksgiving, your parents will go on with their lives.
Love, Evil Robot.
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