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Lou Ferrigno and Mel Gibson star in an action packed drama featuring a gay cop (Gibson) and a skinhead priest (Ferrigno) fighting for survival in the suburban eighties against a gang of drug-pushing thugs played by various rastafarian women and children. Benji stars as the cop's adorable sidekick dog. Bill Pullman plays an abusive husband, Kirsten Dunst plays the underappreciated secretary of said wife-beater, and Harvey Keitel plays Vlad "Dracula" Tepes III. Cameos by Mark Hamill, Jackie Chan, Harrison Ford, and Kel.