What a great idea for a thread. Allow me:
PUPPYDOG & DENTAL TERROR
CLOWN SEX & MANGOFACE (aka Gilbert Gottfried, thanks Chris)
PIRATE FACE & B.F.F.
TORN APART BY THE CHRONAL SLIPSTREAM & FLY ON MY NOSE
Thank you, thank you. And, am I being a whore, or does that last one make me look like the missing link between Willie and Jixby?