[mburbank]

Hey, Dave? Who silenced you, man? 'Cause they did a really bad job and I want to talk to them about the quality of their workmanship.

Oh, and just FYI, if you want anybody to believe you've been silenced, for like, pity or righteosuness or whatever, you need to shut the fuck up.

'Cause right now? You're not very believeably silenced. See, that would be quieter. I n the you posting department.