I've been thinking about it lately and I have pretty average stats, damn it. I did some long, hard introspection, and I've put down what I think is a pretty realistic record:
Str: 13
Dex: 14
Con: 8
Int : 14
Wis : 8
Cha : 12
I should have killed two bits of dex for a point in con, in the long run less illness would be a good idea. Nobody has to jump through hoops in everyday life anyhow, damn it. I spent the rest of my character points getting this skill package:
Cat Empathy : 2
Curb Balance : 1
Bully Bluff: 2
Tree Climb: 5 speciality: Lord of the schoolyard
Computer Use :
www.porn.com
Craft spec: drawing birds
Craft spec: pulling strings
Cthulhu Mythos: 3%
Girlfriend Diplomacy and Assorted Relationship Logistics: yes
Hide penis between legs and pretend being a girl: Okay, only once, damn it.
Innuendo : 7 and that's in inches wink wink nudge nudge say no more
Jump: 1 I'm white
Knowledge spec: stuff that make the friends cast go to sleep: 10
Glisten: 2
Jerk off silently: 2 speciality: sink water master
Use door key: 5
Performance spec: Fag, 3
Manic-Depression: 4
Speak other Language: eeeennnnggggggllisshh : 4 je prefer le poule : 1
Spot:
Swim: badly
Tumble: totally
Used Rope: I got it from the back of my dad's pick-up van
So baby, what's your package? I mean, nice package! Uh, yeah! Let's get this going.