OH HO! So we have to show interest in the drivel that flows forth from your fingertips before you can put two coherent sentences together about it?
Preach, brother, preach!
If "guild" is the wrong word for what you're trying to communicate, then don't use "guild." Make up a metaphor rather than picking a word ad hoc from the dictionary that has an established definition and twisting it to your own fringe views. Better yet, make up your own word for it.
Personally, I'd call your ideas "craptacularism."
It's been shown time and again that regulations work, but only if they are enforced. Rather than comply with reasonable demands, corporations instead bitch and moan about how government is stifling them and it's going to do this and that to the economy. Government backs off and the corporations put their piggy heads back into the trough. A few of those pigs would have to be slaughtered before the rest of them woke up.