[Esuohlim]

This thread is perfect for posting horrible Homestarrunner fanfiction I found.

NOTICE: The way that SB writes the name, isn’t a misspelling. It’s just that strong bad never writes the name right.

Strongbad opens up his email singing a song to the tune of Row your boat

SB: Homestar you are dumb really really dumb now it’s time to open my mail and Homestar is dumb

THE COMPUTER READS

Dear Strong Bad,

If you want to have people stop asking you how you type with boxing gloves on, why don’t you just block everyone who asks you about it.

From,
Someone

SB: well sobon, that’s a great idea. I’ll start with.... YOU!!!

SB deletes the message, and the big word DELETED comes up on the page. Then SB blocks the message, and the screen becomes black.

SB: What the heck? That’s not supposed to happen.

Then the screen becomes yellow, and a bunch of smiling faces appeared, and the screen started to speak.

COMPUTER SCREEN: Why you shouldn’t have blocked me. Now you can never use your computer again.

SB: SOMEE OHN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER?!!!

Just then the computer glowed red and the entire thing blew up, along with the house and strong badia. Then SB woke up

SB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!... Oh it was... just a dream.

SB looked at his computer, and saw the faces.

COMPUTER SCREEN: Or was it???

SB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?

SB looked at the computer and saw the faces again

SB: Oh forget it Dum-one

Then SB fell asleep