I used to work at a movie theatre, and every so often I'd get the shit job of cleaning the bathrooms. Well, one day I stumble into a stall that looked like a murder scene. There was shit everywhere, and whoever committed this vile act actually managed to get shit INTO the toilet paper holder, ruining all the unused paper. But the best part was that on the wall, written in shit was the phrase:
"Daredevil Sucks"
