Wait until they start talking on the phone.
"hi its james from i-mock"
"hey"
"did you think i would call?"
"no, and im actually kinda bus-"
"cause I was thinking we could meet sometime"
"......"
"HELLO? SHE HUNG UP MOM I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD
"
"No actually i'm right here, listen..."
"No you know what, i'm sorry for calling. I really thought we had something and I thought that maybe for once in my life i'd found someone. It's just nothing ever goes my way in life, I had this dream that me and you met and had kids and a nice life. Listen I know it sounds like a long shot but if we tried this could really work. forget it seriously i'm so embarrased"
"zzzzzz"
"Hello?"
"oh sorry I was taking a shit, good thing you woke me, wouldn't wanna fall in!"
"HAHA SHITSTORM REMEMBER ON I-MOCK HAHAHA?"
"*FART*"
