ATTN: Mr. Max, Mad
AChimp, Chojin, and Schlong, Inc. have uncovered no official registered trademark records on file at the USPTO (United States Patent and Trademark Office,
http://www.uspto.gov ), nor would you be eligible to claim such a registered trademark, given that your use of the 'word' must not only be in conjunction with a logo or image, but must be trafficked in commerce nationally or internationally, and pertain to similar works as the alleged infringement.
ACS, Inc. hereby returns your claim without action on our part. If you feel we are in error, you may reply to us at this address during normal business hours, or leave a message outside of that timeframe, to which you will receive a response in no less than 48 hours.
Sincerely,
Mom