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Originally Posted by kahljorn
You sho uld do a water birthing, if it's done right the mother will orgasm the entire time she's in labor. ITS TANTRIC.
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"Mommy, can you tell me about the day I was born?"
"Oh man, I was cumming SO HARD the whole time. I thought I was going to drown you in my lady juices before I could squeeze you out. Then the spasming of my vagina launched you out like a cannon, and then I kind of blacked out from the pleasure."
"Is that why I have to wear the Magic Helmet?"
"Yes... That's.... That's why you... HEY! Who wants ICE CREAM?"