Let me express my sentiments through a picture (since I just found out my camera actually has a timer, so I don't always have to hold it to snap myself):
Pay no attention to the poster. Or the shirt.
And here's me falling over while trying to take the previous picture:
Hello, armpit hair!
I forget what a skinny bastard I am.
Happy frugging frigalations frbl! Good people reproducing makes the world a better place. If it's a girl she can inherit the rights to my penis (but NOT until she's 18
), same story if it's a gay or bi boy. wooo