[Zhukov]

He has plenty of sporting equipment, he just never uses an of it. He just sits in front of the TV listening to Whetus (?!) and playing violent video games.

And here I am encouraging him. I'm thinking of not giving him his stupid game until he gets off his pasty backside and takes up a sport. He could make better friends too.

Christ. I'm not his father though - he's my little brother, so I shouldn't really give a shit.