Congratulations, Karen!
Good for you guys! Now you can eat all the cake and ice cream you want, and fuck-all to everyone else. Just blame it on the baby. "The baby wants brownies," or "The baby wants an entire rhubarb pie." Them fuckers do have an appetite, don't they?
Good for you, and enjoy your mommyhood.
P.S.- This doesn't mean you don't like "dead baby" jokes anymore, does it? You always had the best ones.
