[kahljorn]

"i'm not doing a water birth. i'm pretty sure that it doesn't matter what i'm laboring in, there's no way i'll be orgasming through it. it's a nice thought, just not really realistic. sorry, kahl. i have a vagina. i know what i can fit in it. the size of what is going to come out of it in 7 months frightens me and doesn't seem orgasmic in any way, shape or form."

The ignorance of people amazes me... read up on Igor Charkovsky.

Water relaxes the body, i dont know if you know this, but when you have a child alot of stress and pain is put on the body. Just thought you might like to know that before you go into labor.
... and according to studies on Water BIrthing children born under water have higher IQs-- often above 150. Birthing underwater also creates a buffer between going from the womb to the outside world. Water birthing generally has no pain to little pain; the orgasming isn't everytime, but I'm not sure if it's absolutely true, from what i read it's just an occasional thing... it might depend on how much tantra is involved, you might want to look up on that too. "Spiritual birthing" and such. There's still stories of ancient civilizations who became immortal through tantric childbirth... i think that's where most of either the sumerian or egyptian God's come from. Left eye of horus. which became a downward flow.
Anyway, don't be such an ignorant sap all the time. Try reading up on shit instead of speaking out without knowing a thing. It will help when you have a child not to be a bastard with a superiority complex, you might end up like my parents.


No, I'm lying about everything, I admit it. All the women and doctors you see giving water births are just projections of my imagination.

Oh, also, there's alot of hospitols now a days that have tubs for water birthing. There's probably a few in the cleveland area.
I'd seriously reccomend on reading up on it, I know a few people who have done it and had children the normal way, and they say the pain is way less. None of them mentioned orgasming, though. the benefits to a child coming into the world with as little pain involved as possible should seem appearant.