lol
I don't try to convince anyone I'm a chick, I'm pretty sure I was pretty clear exactly what I am, jack ass. My hands aren't big, th ey are smaller than most girls i know, although I do have a big adam's apple. IT HELPS ME WITH MY ROARING VOICE.
Also, get one of those Pools with the giant Orca's that come up through the middle of the pool and it squirts water out of it.. i used to play in one of those as a kid and it was great! That's be the perfect thing to give birth in.