[McClain]

Sspad's not talking about the good kind of suck, either. The kind that he gave me in Chicago under the table at Dick's Last Resort. After my exploits they should rename that dive, "McClain's Dick; First Stop - Sammy's Orifice" and they'd have a lunch special called Swallow it Bitch which comes with a side of Reach Around and Bukake Soup.

You know what I'm talkin' about y'all! YEEEHAW.