[ThisIsWitty]

I went to a restaraunt and got some sushi and when it came out it had some green stuff on the side and I thought the green stuff was play-dough so I made the green stuff into a little man and then I squashed him and then the waitress said it was 'wasssaavee' and it was really spicy, but I didn't believe her so I put all of it on my shushi and then I ate that sushi with the stuff on it but I couldn't taste anything and then when I woke up I was on the floor and my nose was bleeding a lot.