[mburbank]

Thank you all.

This piece was rejected by McSweeneys, a prestigious journal that accepted a piece of mine two years go and has yet to publish it.

As soon as I hit the big time none of you low rent bastards will ever read my stuff for free again.


No offense.

Especially to Mock who publishes my stuff.

But I swear to god if someone ever pays me you won't even get to eat my dust without a 'guest check'.