[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by mburbank

You know what's really funny about Li'l Evil? His desperation. It's cute, and it would be sexy too except for the OUTRAGEOUS Chlamidia. IT'S TRUE!!!

Okay, I'm kidding.


You have to have sex to have Chlamydia.

...says the man who has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Richard Dreyfus, me, Doomsday...and toast. You can stop your whining, Max...you've only had it twice...jusdging by the fact that you married Swamp Thing, I guess it had to rape you both times though.

What's the matter punkin'? Did your itty bitty board get shut down again? Or did you just miss me so bad you couldn't stay away?

I thought we'd covered that in my second post. Do try and keep up, there's a good boy.