[FS]

The secret forum is full of cake and cookies and sunshine and rainbows and ponies and unicorns and pegasus....es and flowers and fairies and cosmic dust and peanuts and happy and love and tentacle hentai.

But whenever I go in there they immediately tie me up, blindfold me, and make me be the snacks table. And all night long they tell me they're going to do horrible things to my face and skull.

I HATE it in there.