No but really.. my preacher told me this story.
Like see. this guy was all into porn and stuff and he would jerk it
all day. So when he got this wife that was like super-hot she was like 'OKAY LETS DO IT AND MAKE BABIES' and he couldn't get hard because he was so used to looking at fake women in porn. So before they had sex he had to watch some porn so he could get hard and it was a sad story.
