[Jixby Phillips]

In Redding California there was Max G. Arnold, who had some kind of accent, austrailian or new zealand or something. His commercials usually were like bad comedy skits using his kids. One had his son and daughter as a romantic couple, and the boyfriend showed his date his (non-metaphorical) snake. He leaves the room after telling her its "very friendly." when he comes back, the snake is like, on her. And shes like "HELP HELP!" and hes like "DARLING! ARE YOU OKAY?" and shes like "I sure am, MAX G. ARNOLD IS MY LAWYER." So I guess Max G. Arnold beleives in suing your incestous romantic interest over being touched by a snake instead of sitting down and talking things over.