This one time I was helping my friend take out his garbage, and in his part of town they have these huge paper bags to put your trash in so they're open at the top, it's really weird. Anyway, so I'm taking out the trash right, and the bag falls, so I reach for it and apparently the night before his older sister had a big party or something because there were all these broken beer bottles at the top of the bag
. So, one of the beer bottles goes halfway through my right ring finger, and my brain was like "OH man, OOH MAN" and then I start staggaring around bleeding everywhere, and then at the hospital the guy is "cleaning" it, jamming stuff all around in the hole, it was awful. Now the only thing I can feel in that finger is intense pain. Curse you Mr. Budweiser, CUUURSEE YOUUU!