[Father §p@z]

So, two old people are in a Nursing home, and the man tells the lady, "It's my birthday today. I bet you can't guess how old I am." Then the old lady says, "I bet I can. Drop your trousers." So the old man pulls down his pants and the old lady starts to feel and grop him, then after a few minutes she says, "You are 89." The old man replies, "Wow, how did you know that?" Then the woman says, "You told me yesterday."