It depends. With tequilla, a person is to friggen drunk to type, and it comes out like this: wkjefgoiqwebhaglhudfihghqf
But with Cinnimon Schnapps, you get a half-assed asshole, like me.
With beer, you are too cool for the internet, as you are most likely at a raving frat party, puking out the windows. I have yet to experiment with all of the different liquors, but I'll keep you all posted