[hawaiian mage]

I confess that I am very happy I didn't have to click on page 2 and wait for it to load just to see you post the most linear and uncreative post ever.

Also, I killed both my parents and then proped them into sexually illicite positions and sold the pictures on the internet as bizarr S&M porn. I didn't do it for the money either, that was just a perk.

Can you forgive me?