[McMock]

No, no no!

4752 posts, and THIS is your message to the world? Where you are?

I feel guilty about replying to your post, because I'm giving you attention. The only thing that comforts me about this, and man, you have no idea of the sacrifices I make for you here, the only comforting thing here is that you'll get used to negative attention, and you'll crave it, and it will get you in a negative spiral that will eventually lead to your destruction.

Stop this madness, friend! Say something interesting now, whilst you still can. I'll pretend I didn't read your original post.

Go on. Only you can improve your life!

Today is the first post of the rest of your life!