[The One and Only...]

It's not that I'm bragging about my dick. In fact, if you will remember, I'm the one who said that a dick of my size isn't that much over the norm. It's not a friggin' foot long or anything like that. I called it massive in my last post as an attempt to roll with the on-going joke.

I'm just in the mood to dispel myths, like how I dispelled the one about me being fat. 'Course, I would never post my penis just for that purpose, which is why I was being sarcastic.

I'm not sure what I did to get you so pissed, but my simple responce would be fuck you, and yes I did have to post this in your precious thread.