[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by AChimp

OAO, you pretentious little twat. I'm going to laugh even harder now because I can put a face to the name and imagine you typing all your pseudo-intellectual drivel with one hand.

I care because...?

Giant cock, yeah right. It's just all the baby fat.

Right, because that pic depicts me as being such a fatass. Plus, fat actually makes your penis smaller. Trust me, I know.

If you're saying that I look really young, most people who meet me at first glance think I'm a college student, so it's probably just the picture.

I have a cousin that looks exactly like you, and he's also a gay know-it-all, and he also likes talking about stuff like he's an expert after reading one or two things on the topic. He gets beat up at school all the time, and I bet you've had your fair share of beatings?

Nope.