Don't even fucking joke about shit like that, you fucking fat ass loser.
I ain't your fucking friend either. If you're looking for someone to "protect" you from being the board bitch, you better look elsewhere fucktard.
Maybe if you sucked Witty's dick maybe he'll help you out, faggot.
This entire fucking Mock Wars forum is mine now, get the fuck out and stop posting you inbred fucking piece of trailer trash. You fucking dicksnot, bitch boy fucktard, get the fuck out.