[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus

Who do you think will win the coming race war?

Sorry, I don't know too much about this topic

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty

How much rope is needed to properly lynch someone?

I wouldn't know I don't do stuff like that!!!!

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Mr.Jixby I really like the thread that Proto saved in the thread back-ups? when will you do something funny like that, again? Oh and one more question...What happened to Mr.Fart?

Thanks your the best :/

Thanks for the question. I too enjoyed the time I spent in that thread. You might not know this, but me and wreck really were having a contest to out-do each other. I came up with the idea that we'd play battleship, and that my move would just be a picture of me cutting my hand. I told him to do whatever he wanted in his move. We never told each other what we were planning, and it was great fun! I hope someday I can be funny on this board again. There was a time when I came here to be funny and get laughs, but now I just come to get angry. Maybe in the future I will be funny once again. Again, thanks for the question!

Originally Posted by Captain Goodtimes

Those are all very stupid questions.

Jixby, even though you hate videogames, if mr. show made onem would you buy the system and play it.

What kind of video game would it be! I'd probably play it at a friends house!!!

Originally Posted by McClain

Is sexual coercion appreciated if you're a female in a subordinate position?

I don't know!

Originally Posted by Emu

If a bird explodes in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I don't know!

Originally Posted by Mockery

"HORROR! HORROR! HORROR!", how about making a sequel to it? Perhaps with an extra "HORROR!" tagged on at the end.

And, does San Francisco smell like cabbage?

Sounds like a great idea! I will consider it! And I'm afraid I don't know what cabbage smells like!!

Originally Posted by huond

whats up, dude??

These guys are pretty cool

Originally Posted by sports

Is there such a thing of a ghost walkman?

WHAT WAS THAT DID ANY OF YOU HEAR ANYTHING IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND

Originally Posted by davinxtk

Who told you you were funny before 2001 and why did you believe them until 2003 when you actually became quite hilarious?

Lots of people told me I was funny on the internet and like a bad kid in class I guess it got me to clowning around!!! I hope that answers your question because I forgot the rest!

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Do you wanna get our of here, maybe go back to my place?

I don't understand the question!

Originally Posted by adeptninja

If Jim sells crack to joe and abraham for $15 a rock and joe comes back and claims the crack is "wack" what is the total earnings of jim if he made the crack for $5 a rock? Write this into a expression

I'm sorry I can't answer this because I am too busy cracking up laughing at how funny the question is

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I can't think of a question will you think of one for me?

haha what is this your website hahaha just kidding bud, how about you ask me "whats it like being friends with eddie murphey" I guess.

These were some hard questions some real headscratchers!!!