[Anonymous]

Dave and face.

Neither of you are wanted here, nor have you ever been, nor will you ever be. I'm sure whatever small amount of pride wells up in your weenster over actively irritating people, and thereby getting noticed, more than makes up for the knowledge that people on the internet dislike you almost as much as those in real life do.

Sadly, unlike real life, we can't just move the group to a different table when you start trying to sit with us through elicting a chuckle by making goofy faces and slapping about your inner thighs with serving spoons.

The 'friends' you've made on this forum are indeed the same animal (and are equally welcome), but do not ever assume that Jixby and others that actually use and moreover appreciate the forum that your love-object Roger built for us are at your level. You are a vapid piece of shit and even the moderators hate you. The only reason you haven't been banned is tradition, and your ilk are causing that to wane. If you actually want to make a donation to I-Mockery, your absence would be worth its weight (or lack thereof) in gold.

Not that I expect my words or the words of any other to sway you from leaving. Far from it; I fully intend to see more asinine threads by you tonight, tomorrow, and every day thereafter until roughly a month passes and the joy of bothering people you don't even know fails to overcome the global hatred felt toward you, then you vanish and are forgotten like so many before you. No, my point in all this is that you both claim to love the site and all for which it stands, but are both liars if you continue to post here.