[mburbank]

"I really hate white people."
"Me too"
"The only pleasure I get from this stinking, thankless, soul crushing job is when I can overcharge some privildged, lilly white , homsexual smelling fuck and then stare at him like I have no idea what he's talking about."
"I don't understand them a lot of the time. When they get mad they talk too fast and yell, like being louder will make me understand them. I don't speak English well, but it's my third language. Maybe he should try telling us about the combo rate in Spanish."
"Look at him. He doesn't even have any kids. I bet he is gay"
"If you were him, would you reproduce?"
"Look at him pointing at his watch. Stupid fuck."
(In Spanish) "Hey, you stupid gay smelling no children privilidged white fuck! Why don't you get your stupid white aass to Starbucks and give them what amounts to my entire paycheck for a Half/Caf mochachino?"
"I don't think he understood you. Speak more slowly and really yell at him!"
"Look, he's pointing at the sign again! This is the most fun I've had all month!"