ONCE WHEN I WAS PLAYING WITH MY PENIS, I NOTICED A SLIGHT DISCOLORATION ON THE HEAD (LOL NOT ON MY HEAD I MEAN ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS HAHA j/k) AND I RUSHED IN THE BATHROOM TO TRY AND CLEAN THIS FLAKY STRANGE COLOUR OFF MY PENIS. NOW, I WAS ONLY 10 AND ALSO WE ONLY HAD ONE SINK BACK THEN (AH, 400 YEARS OF SLAVERY WILL DO THIS TO ANY FAMILY) SO THERE I WAS, ON MY TOES, TRYING TO EXTEND MY PENIS ENOUGH SO IT REACHED THE RUNNING WATER AND THEN HAHA MY FATHER WALKED IT OMGOSH IT WAS SO AKWARD WE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN
