I couldnt be arsed to read your post.
I assumed thats what you were doing. Choose from these generic responses and apply whichever is applicable:
James, calm the fuck down!
Jesus James, were you fucking crying when you typed that??
Fair point James, you argued yourself out of that one in a fair and reasonable way.*
You see? You've just proved my point.
*Obviously this option is beyond the realms of possibility.