[Helm]

This is my forum, because when you click on the FAQ the first thing it says there is : "Hi. This Forum belongs to Helm. Just to clear this out for any jerk that wants to be a smartass. Ok? Ok. "

Hey eggyolk, say something absurd why don't you?

And DeadKennedys... uh.. DeadKennedys. Ok. Fuck you, man. Obviously this place is ALL about the post count because the longer you've been here, the more punishment you've had to endure and so only the ssstrong survive to become true internet 'vets, you moron! Only Carnivore got away with no one taking a good shot at him, it beats the hell out of me why! I'm better than you because I could - at any time - metaphorically mangle your bones in pleasing shapes and post metaphorical pictures of the various configurations here much to everyone's metaphorical amusement so metaphorically fuck off.

So, any more questions or exasperated declarations of moronity by any more of you assholes?