So I give my ID to the bouncer or whatever. My birthdate: 9-28-83
BOUNCER: What's today's date?
ME: The 26th.
I FUCKING COCKBLOCKED MYSELF
For real, I can't fucking lie about ANYTHING.
I totally hate myself now
Anyway theres more to the story but telling it right now would just remind me of how much I fucking suck sometimes.
STAY AWAY FROM THIS SELLER. A sad deal. F minus.