[Terra]

The bouncer would lose his job if he let you in Jixby. Those guys make upwards of close to 100K a year, depending on how effective they are and if it's at the right club (and it sounds as though it is). Even if you told him the wrong date, he would have come back for you and jettisoned you from the place which would be even more humiliating.

On the 28th though, NOTHING can stop you. And happy birthday on that date.