[slavemason]

As for the sXe stuff, play her some Crucial Youth. If she doesn't feel like an idiot after listening to that record, she's screwed. As for God, go with her to church and remember to take a big rock with you. When you're about to go nuts stand up, shout something in tongues and throw the rock through one of those pretty windows. Immediately drop to your knees and pray to God for forgiveness. Sure God may forgive you but chances are good the others in attendance will want to kick you ass, instead of forgiving you themselves. Maybe she'll see that most of these people are full of shit and come to her senses. If not, maybe she's lost her own; or give them back to God if you will.
This has been a fantasy of mine for some time but I like to share. Apparently, so did Jesus. I love that guy.