[McMock]

This is every episode of the nanny:

Nanny: There is NO way <ungh> is going to happen.
Butler walks in and says: Did you hear? <ungh> just happened.

Another annoying one.

Smarter person: We need to be pro-active and go to the mall.
Dumb person: What?
Smarter person: We should favour action, go to the mall.
Dumb person: What?
Smarter person: To the mall!
Dumb person: Okay!

or even:

Dumb person: Why didn't you say so immediately?

Fresh prince of bel air:

every time somebody mentions height, children or growth deficiency syndrome:
Will: <Carlton-remark>!

Substitute for a <The Fat Dad Type of Guy> remark whenever fatness or bigness is mentioned.