[James]

Well, there's the pot calling the kettle black. You're a broken record of "You're a loser and a virgin" comment, which I've seen you use countless times as a response to many people.

Besides, why should I owe you anything original? You're not worth trying to think up anything else. Besides, making fun of your girlfriend is working very well. Not my fault she's a failed experiment from the island of Dr. Moureau, you know.

I hope she eats you, and chokes to death.